Duct Tape Butt

You know that adage? "If it moves but shouldn't, use duct tape. If it should move, but doesn't, use WD-40." What catchy little proverb can you come up for when you're doing a service project with the youth and the entire right half of your pants seat gives up on you?

It's very generous of Sister Atkin to provide the duct tape. That stuff is expensive. Too bad she didn't have it in zebra stripes.